George W Bush woke up on 1st Jan after a hectic 31st Dec new year party. He went to the balcony and there he found some one had written “KILL GEORGE W BUSH THE B A S T A R D” on the Snow in the garden.
He started screaming and calls secrate service guys.He tells them, you are supposed to be the best of the best. Than tell me how in the world some one sneaked into white house and wrote that on snow in my garden.
Secrate Service comes after two hours . They tell George Bush we have have bad news and really bad news.
George W Bush says tell me who wrote it.
Secrate Service guys are red faced and tell him after examining the hand writting and substance used for writing they found out that Male Urine was used as Ink.
George Bush is shocked.
They tell him on further investigation urine sample matched sample of Vice President , Dick Cheney.
George W Bush says what is really bad news.
This time with a grin on their face they reply Handwriting belongs to Mrs Laura Bush.