A similar one was sent to em by a friend
anjaab di naram Khidkiyan!
A true Khalsa could not resist writing a Punjabi version of Windows after he
joined Microsoft. He therefore will suggest a Punjabi version of it Named
"Badi-hi-Nikki te Naram Khidkiyan".
And the proposed commands will be as follows:
a.. O khol oye = Open
b.. O bandh kar oye = Close
c.. Navi = New
d.. Phile..aa = File
e.. Ik dum fuddarh = Old
f.. O bacha oye = Save
g.. Aiven bacha oye = Save as
h.. O nathh oye = Run
i.. O chhaap oye = Print
j.. Dekh ke chaap oye = Print Preview
k.. Pher toan = Edit
l.. Unjj da unjj utaar oye = Copy
m.. O kutt oye = Cut
n.. O chipka oye = Paste
o.. O ispeyshal chipkaa oye = Paste Special
p.. Main kenna haan yaar, goli maar, khappay vadan de = Delete
q.. Nazaara = View
r.. Ik dum bakwaas nazaara = View
s.. Hathiyaar = Tools
t.. Hathiyaaraan da khamba = Toolbar
u.. OODA AIDA sub thik thak = Spell Check
v.. Ennu ki kehnde haige = Thesaurus
w.. Khulli chaadar biraadar = Spreadsheet
x.. Detaan da base/Eda vi naa nahin aandaa = Database
y.. Madad = Help
z.. Dafa ho ja meri nazraan to = Exit
O balleh balleh !!
Bill goes to hell
The US Department of justice unable to sentence Bill Gates to any meaningful
economic fine decided that his punishment would be more severe and sentenced
him to eternity in Hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr Gates, we've been
waiting for you, This will be your home for all eternity. You've been
selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Frankly releasing Windows 95
two years early, would by itself, have landed you here. But enough of that.
You've arrived on a day when I'm in a good mood, so I'll be generous and
give you a choice of three places in which yours be locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are
being tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where
thousands of people are being chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young
woman with an alluring look on her face, at a table on which there is a
bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation thinking he outsmarted the devil. Bill says "I'll take
this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing, Bill to enter the room. Satan then locks the door.
As Satan turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates! cried
Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best room in the house?"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The vintage bottle of wine you see-It has a hole in it."
"That Beautiful young lady - She doesn't"
"What about the PC?"
"Oh, If you look carefully, you'll see that it crashed" laughed Satan. "And
it's missing three keys,"
"Which three,"
"Control. Alt and Delete."
Hope you enjoy them as much as I did
Smile at the world and the world will smile back at you
