“Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,” little Joshua said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. “It’s the best Christmas present I ever got.”
“That’s great,” said his uncle. “Do you know how to play it?”
“Oh, I don’t play it,” the little fellow said. “My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.”
hhhhhhhayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy… nice idea .. scratches head .. should have thought when i was physically the kid .. (mentally? still am)
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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One falsehood spoils a thousand truths.
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Howzzaaaaaaaaat !!!
DITTO