KIDS’ TEST ANSWERS
In any school district, one must give credit to the
creative minds among us.
These are actual test answers from various schools.Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can
be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.Q: What is a seizure?
A: A roman emperor.Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.