Kids Say the Darndest Things

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  • The future of “I give” is “I take.”
  • The parts of speech are lungs and air.
  • The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.:omg:
  • A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.:hehe:
  • Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.:hehe:
  • A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
  • The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
  • A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.:smiley:
  • Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
  • The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.
  • The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
  • We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.:rotfl:
  • One of the main causes of dust is janitors.:smiley:
  • A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.
  • One by-product of raising cattle is calves.
  • To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose unti it drips into the throat.
  • The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.:omg:
  • The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
  • Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.:rotfl:
  • The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
  • Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
  • The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
  • In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
  • Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
  • In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.
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Re: Kids Say the Darndest Things

hmm... kids aye?

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Re: Kids Say the Darndest Things

:hehe: nice.

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i like this more

A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.:hehe:

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Re: Kids Say the Darndest Things

My favourite one is:
Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.:rotfl:

perh raha tha hijr tafselan mujy
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Re: Kids Say the Darndest Things

Cute. :)

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Re: Kids Say the Darndest Things

:hehe:

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Re: Kids Say the Darndest Things

:)