Kids these days seem to come up with the most amazing comments…I thought i’d share some of them made by some of the kids i know
I have this cousin when he was 2 yrs old his dadi and another relative died within a period of 3 months from each other. He was told they have gone up to Allah.
So one day i called his place and he picked the phone up {he loves to pick the telephone up :)}
Me: Assalam alaikum Kaisay ho?
Him: Main theek hoon … and then asked about each member of my family including my pet cat
Me: Ammi kahan hain?
Him: Ammi uppar gayee hain Allah mian kay pass
Me: What?
Him: Humaray ghar kay uppar Allah mian rehtay hain dadi bhi wahan gayee theen…dada bhi gayay thay ab ammi bhi gayee hain
Same kid is now 4 yrs old and has just asked his mom when she is going to die…when she replied i will die when my hair goes white…he said thats good atleat i’ll know how to cook by then
Another kid…This young lady is just 4 and when one day her mom just kiddingly asked her
Mom: Naveen mairay sur to daba do
Naveen: Mairay undar himmat nahi hai
Mom: To beta himmat paida karo na
Naveen: Himmat paida nahi kurtay buchay paida kurtay hain
Yeah...it truly did :) U should meet this kid....she is just so cute really....and she says the most unpredictable things
Once she was over at our place and her mom was telling us about the things she says and we were laughing and looking at her when she smacked her head and said
"uff...agar app log mujhay is turha dekhaingay to main dobara nahi aaongi apkay ghar :D"
A friend of mine was telling me the following story
Jane is dressed in her robe and is about to change into her clothes with her 3.5 yr old daughter, Lilly, in the room.
As Janes takes off her robe,…
Lily: “Like anyone wants to see you naked…”
Jane aghast: “lilly, what did you say..” :o
Lilly: “who wants to see you naked..”
Jane is flabbergasted…she puts her clothes on and cannot belive what her precocious yet saucy child has just said to her..
Later in hte evening, she is talking ot her husband and tells him about what Lilly said.
He breaks out laughing…Jane still puzzled looks at him with a curious sneer.
Her husband..seeing the distress in Jane’s face…goes on to explain.
apparently Lilly has a habit of running around naked after her father gives her a bath. And as part of getting her to put her clothes on..her father often says..“Lilly come get your clohtes on…like anyone wants to see you naked”
