Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct, now class, who discovered North America?
Class : Maria!
Teacher : Why are you late, Jamil?
Jamil : Because of the sign
Teacher : What sign?
Jamil : The one that says, “School Ahead, go Slow”
Teacher : Ali, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Ali : You told me to do it without using tables!
Teacher : Samina, how do you spell “crocodile?”
Samina : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-L-L
Teacher : No, that’s wrong
Samina : Maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Teacher : Anam, what is the chemical formula for water?
Anam : H I J K L M N O!!
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Anam : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
Teacher : Habib, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Habib : Me!
Teacher : Haider, why do you always get so dirty?
Haider : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are…
Teacher : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I”
Millie : I is…
Teacher : No, Millie…always say “I am”
Millie : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet…”
Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Raja : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
Teacher : Waheed, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly same as your brother’s. did you copy his?
Waheed : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Teacher : Najma, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when peoples are no longer interested?
Najma : A teacher.
