Children really do have no imagination!
Today at school, one little chap decides he wants to stretch his legs whilst sitting in the middle of the carpet, when everyone is there too, needless to say there was no room. I very politely reminded him of our ‘good sitting’ rules. There’s a little cartoon boy sitting all lovely with his knees crossed, hands on knees and a huge smile.
Miss Milly: Jimmy, can you show me good sitting, just like the little boy here.
Little Jimmy: he’s not real, hes just a picture.
Now, we have pictures of the kids for ‘special person of the week’ and we had just chosen a new person, so a new picture went up on the wall.
Miss Milly : Amy’s picture is up on the wall…are you saying Amy isnt real?
Very long pause later
Little Jimmy: But the cartoon boy is laminated!
Miss Milly: as is Amy!
Little Jimmy: aw man!