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***okie u know kids they just sAy the sillyiest things well here i Am gonnA post the funniest things they ever sAid Okie ***
so enjoy 
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okie once i wAS in 3rd grAde
And my friend cyntiA wAS my pArtner
for vAlley dAys thing
so we went in the room
which wAS suppose to be like in the old dAys
sooooooo the teAcher ASked wut is the cApitAl of cAliforniA
And no one hAd rAised there hAnds
im like wut A stupid teAcher thAts such An eAsy question
but i dodnt rAise my hAnd
but cyntiA did And sh sAid it is āCā
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
it mAkes me lAugh so much when i think of it
like AS if it wAS yesterdAy
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that is kinda funny>> capital C lol
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yeAh i know
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a not! e , "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
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1st joke: Naughty Naughty. LOL
3rd and 4th: very good.
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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thats so funny
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lol thAnk u
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought! about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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Imrans_princess - Please be cautious in the selection of jokes that you post. The forum is called "Jokes (Rated G)"
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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yeAh i know tHAt wAS my bAd
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."