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** KID QUOTES
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of
kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed
his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl
kittens. “How did you know?” his mother asked. “Daddy
picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied. “I
think it’s printed on the bottom.”
Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself.
His mother noticed the left was on the right foot She
said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.” He
looked up at her with a raised brow and said, “Don’t
kid me, Mom, I KNOW they’re my feet.”
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher
said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up
two fingers.” A little voice from the back of the
room asked, “How will that help?”
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery
store and began putting away the groceries. The boy
opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all
over the table. “What are you doing?” his mother
asked. “The box says you can’t eat them if the seal
is broken,” the boy explained. “I’m looking for the
seal.”
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.
He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his
wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt.” His son asked, “What
happened to the flea?”