Khush Khabari aur Buri khabar

Hamaray paas aap logon ke liye ek achi khabar hai aur ek buri khabar jo keh abh tak hum ne nahi batlaye

Jaisa keh aap jantay hain keh hum duniya ke dooray (world tooo’er) pe gaye hue they,tou muamlah yeh hua keh jab hum bharat mein thay tou hamari begum hum say gum hoo gayein.Hum ne khoob talaash kiya magar na milein.Hum ashk bahatay bhi rahay magar kuch kaam na aya:teary1:

aur khush khabri yeh hai keh jab wo na milein tou hum ne ek aur begum kar lien( dorbara nikah) aur un ke sath world too’er mukammal kiya:shikra:

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aap ki purani begum aa gayi na to :bailan: ho jaye gi :jj: bhi :cb:

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:hmmm: par hum ne jaan boojh ke begum tou nahee gumaeyin.wo tou khudh ke fawaara dekhnay ke shouk mein idher udher ho gayein thein

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:rotfl: ab aap ko ghar and phone number wagera change kar lena chahiye, agar unhon ne aap ko dhoond lia to aap ki khair nahi :smiley:

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Ghustaakh!:mad: hum mehal meyn rehtay hain aur choonnkeh puraanay soch keh malik hein telefone istemaal nahe kartay:snooty:

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aap phir mehal mein security tight karaain :cb:

phone kyon nahi istamaal karte, kabooter se letters bhejte hain :emmy:

kabuters pe zulm :emmy:

Yeh aap kee puraani aadat hai, pehli begum koh gum karwa detey hain aur naee ley attay hain. :mad:

jee bilkul durust pehchana:shikra: hamari choti malikah ko janwaroon say khoob lagao hai

:naraz: ab humein agay Cheeyn( china) sair ko jana tha .Purani begum ka intezaar kartay rehtay tou deyr ho jati

Issi liye aap koh pasand ker liya. :hehe:

:snooty: humein sipahiyoon ko bulanay pe majboor na kee jiye

Aap kay sipahi bhi aap kee tarah nikemay hain. :rotfl:

:snooty: aray kahan.Unhi ne tou humein kaid say churwaya tha aur phir aap ke sath jang kee thei jab hum peechay khaimay mein beth ke tee vee dekh rahay the

:snooty: kya wo haar bhool gaye?

***oho :smack2:

jab pahli begum mil jaiyaiNgee tou phir unka kya hoga? :smiley:

hum aap kay ghum main barabar kay shareek hain (badshah salamat ko thapki day’ing):wink:***

Re: Khush Khabari aur Buri khabar

mein dhoondhta hoon aap ki pehli begum ko
phir aap ke mehal ka address bhi deta hoon :ASA:

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FA, ur getting samajdar!

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FA ko jootiyan paren gi na jab pehle wali begum se
sub samaj aa jaye gi :omg:

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FAA!! bohat afsos hoa sun ke:phati:

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:smilestar: smiley to afsos wali banao phir

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:omg: sath dosri biwi milnay ke khushi bhi tou hai is liye