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ha ha
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Khumar waz driving a taxi
the passenger touched khumar on her shoulder to aske her 1 question
Khumar screemed and lost control of the car and nearly ****hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped a centimeter away from a shop window
Every1 went quite in the cab, ****then Khumar said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said,
"I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.
Khumar replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver.
I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 15 years.”
Have u understood it now 
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jee...i am......y do u ask..wht has tht got to do with understanding the joke..:(?
It has a lot to do with that!
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whats this? you copy paster 
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**okay! lemme try 
Khumar ek taxi driver hota/hoti hai, to jab woh pehle hi din taxi chalati hai to pichli seat par betha hua ek passenger uske shoulder pe haath rakhta hai (kuch poochne ke liye), khumar ko bohut shock lagta hai, car ka accident hote hotey bachta hai, woh kehti/kehta hai ke aisa phir mat karna kyun ke aaj mera taxi mein pehla din hai, mein ne pichle 15 saal tak murdon wali gaari (jis ki back seat par dead bodies hoti hein) chalayi hai.
Moral of the story: Khumar samjhi ke koi murda jaag utha 
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hehe
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i dnt wish lame stuf 