English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…!!!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye…,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are “Don’t cry in Love”
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!
What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its…Apni Yaari!!!
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua…
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!
Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don’t walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U
Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange…Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
Dil ki hasrat zuba par aane lagi,
tumko dekha aur zindgi muskurane lagi,
Yeh dosti ki intehaa thi ya meri dewaangi,
Har surat mein surat teri nazar aane lagi!!
Sataayoge humko rulaayoge humko,
magar kis tarah bhula payoge humko,
Khuda jaane kya haal hoga tumahra,
Jab gairo ki baaho mein paayoge humko
Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!
Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai BeWaQooF ka thread…!!!
D:D
