Through the center of Lahore there’s the new Indo-Pak train speeding along which goes between India and Pak.
In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful young girl, an old woman, a Sardar Jee and a Khan Sahib.
Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap.
When the train exits the tunnel, Sardar Jee is holding the side of his face, and Khan Sahib is grinning his face off. The old
woman thinks :
“Now that’s a fine young girl, that sardar tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!”
The young girl is thinking :
“Now that’s Sardar,he’d rather kiss that old hag than me.”
Sardar Jee is thinking : “Now that’s the Khan Sahib he steals the kiss and I get slapped.”
And Khan Sahib is thinking :
“Kochee I’m smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping a Sardar”
THATS WHAT I CALL SMARTNESS
MUSAB
Good one! :)