Khaaney main kya banao gi?

TUMS · March 21, 2011, 6:34pm

Husband: Aaj khaaney mein kya banaya hai?
Biwi: Jo aap kahaein.
Husband: Waah. Aisa karein daal chaawal bana dein.
Biwi: Abhi kall to khaya thaa.
Husband: Tau sabzi roti bana dein.
Biwi: Bachey nahin khaatey
Husband: Tau choley aur poori bana do change ho jaaiga.
Biwi: Mujhey heavy heavy lagta hai.
Husband: Aaloo qeema banaa lo.
Biwi: Aaj mangal hai, gosht nahin millega
Husband: Paratha annda
Biwi: Subha yahi tau khaaya thaa
Husband: Chalo choro, hotel sey khaana ley aataa hoon
Biwi: Roz roz baahir, itni mahangaai mein?
Husband: Karhi Chaawal
Biwi: Iss waqt dahi kahaan millegi?
Husband: Pulao
Biwi: Iss mein time lagey ga
Husband: Pakorey hi bana lo, iss mein time nahin lagey ga
Biwi: Woh koi khaana hota hai?
Husband: Phir kyaa banao gi?
Biwi: Jo aap kahein

blessed2006 · March 21, 2011, 7:06pm

Re: Khaaney main kya banao gi?

hahahahahahahahhahahaahahaha

"if i was that husband i surely would have told her dont bother i will make my own food u make yours."

holy_moly · March 22, 2011, 4:30am

Re: Khaaney main kya banao gi?

:D

Southie · March 22, 2011, 4:36am

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:) Aapke joke padhkay humain bhook lag gayi hai

KKF · March 22, 2011, 4:40am

Re: Khaaney main kya banao gi?

hahaha…tit for tat…vaise, maiN uskaa miyaaN hotaa to kahtaa…begum, tum roz banaatii ho khaanaa, aaj maiN banaa detaa huN…aur jab vo kahtiiN k kia banaaoge to maiN kahtaa…jo aap kaheN and then turn the table on her lol

princess_ku · March 22, 2011, 5:17am

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:roftl:

blessed2006 · March 22, 2011, 5:21am

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lol yeah that would have annoyed her. hahahaha

KKF · March 22, 2011, 5:29am

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achchhaa hai na...tirya charitra naach FREE kaa dekhne ko miltaa :D

blessed2006 · March 22, 2011, 5:31am

Re: Khaaney main kya banao gi?

hahahahaha lol

waleedhbk · March 22, 2011, 5:50am

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LOL

UZ · March 22, 2011, 6:24am

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Tum ney joke ke ooper eik aur shagoofa chor diya

KKF · March 22, 2011, 6:25am

Re: Khaaney main kya banao gi?

**hehehe…haN na…ab Khuda kaa shukr adaa kareN k bam [bomb] nahiiN chhoRaa

vaise, aapko pataa hai k “BAM POLICE” kise kahte haiN?
**

UZ · March 22, 2011, 6:27am

Re: Khaaney main kya banao gi?

bums and bombs ki baat naa hi ki jaaye to acha hai

KKF · March 22, 2011, 6:30am

Re: Khaaney main kya banao gi?

Dar lagtaa hai? hehehe…Dar to mujhe bhii lagtaa hai kiuN k jo bomb nahiiN phaTte vo ziyaada Khatarnaak hote haiN

Simii · March 22, 2011, 8:13am

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jiia · March 22, 2011, 4:49pm

Re: Khaaney main kya banao gi?

:@: