Three tomatos walking down the street. Papa tomato, Mama tomato, baby tomato. Baby tomato starts to lag behind. Papa tomato starts to get mad so he goes to baby tomato and squishes him and says ketchup.
saqib jee..bohat acha tha
well what will you do with 365 piece of rubber
melt it down...make a tyre
and call it a GOODYEAR
dil...dilseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LOL Dilse Khoob Kahee
Here is one for Canadians:
MacLean's "magazine" ran a contest.
The goal was to complete this phrase "As Canadian as..."
Some entries:
As Canadian as hockey
As Canadian as maple syrup
As Canadian as doughnuts
etc.
The winning entry was:
As Canadian as possible under the circumstances.
that was good saqib jee,enjoy this one...
Mrs Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater .
lol, khoob kaha aap ney