Kaun Banega Karorpati

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Kaun Banega karodpati!!!

Jassi(sardar) goes to try his luck in Kaun Banega karodpati

Amitabh : Ek hazaar rupeyo ke liye, aapka pehla sawaal.
Amitabh : What does “C” stand for, in the term LIC?
Aapke options.
A) Company
B) Corporation
C) Colony
D) Cell.
Jassi : Corporation!
Amitabh : Sure!
Jassi : Hah!
Amitabh : Confident!
Jassi : Yes!
Amitabh : Lock kar doo!
Jassi : Haaji!
Amitabh : Computer plz lock option B corporation.
Amitabh : Saahi jawab, aap ek hazaar rupey jeet gaye!

Amitabh : Aapne is muskil sawaal ka, itni aasani se jawab diya,
toh ab mein aapko ek simple sa sawaal puchta hoon.

Amitabh : Aapke pitaji ka naam kya hai?
Jassi : (sits silently)
Amitabh : (After a long pause) What is your father’s name?
Jassi : (again he sits silently,does not utter a word)
Amitabh : Aap chahe toh aapke life lines istamal kar sakte hein.
50:50,phone a friend,Public opinion.
Jassi : (again jassi sits silently,does not open his mouth)
Amitabh : Kya ab backout karna chahte hai?

Jassi : Oye nahi Amitji! AAPNE AB TAK MUJHE 4 OPTIONS DIYE HI NAHI!

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Big B : Welcome to the show. My name is Amitabh Bachchan. Here's our latest contestant Jahnvi and she's from Delhi.
Jahnvi, are you feeling lucky tonight ?

Jahnvi : Yes…….i am. Let's see how lucky can I get ?

Big B : Are you ready for your first question ?

Jahnvi : Yes

Big B : If you answer correctly, you win Rs. 1,000. What is the name of my company ?
Is it 1) CCDL 2) BBCL 3) ABCL 4) ZSCL
Big B : Take your own time

Jahnvi : The answer is C. ABCL

Big B : Positive ?

Jahnvi : Yes

Big B : Definite

Jahnvi : Yes

Big B : Sure

Jahnvi : Yes

Big B : You have three lifelines left, are you sure that you don't want to use any of them

Jahnvi : Definitely

Big B : So should I ask computer to lock ABCL

Jahnvi : There's no need for you to lock it, it is already locked for the past two years!!

haha