An old one…hope u’ll enjoy…
An insect fell into a mug of beer
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to
the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect
into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks
the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan
from the American to buy one more mug of beer.