Kanjoosi

Aik aadmi apne betay ko lekar hajaam ki dukaan per gaya.

Usne baal katwaye, shave kerwai aur hajaam ko kaha: Tum bachay ke baal kaato me sabzi lekar aata hoon.

Hajaam ne bachay ke baal kaat diyey per wo aadmi wapis na aaya.

Jab kafi dair hogai to hajaam ne bachay se pucha: Tumhare abbu kahan chale gaye hain ?

Bacha bola: Wo mere abbu to nahi thay.

Hajaam: Phir kon thay ?

Bacha: Pata nahi me to gali me khel raha tha to wo aadmi aaya aur mujhe kaha aao tumhare muft baal katwa doon.