Kanjoosi

Do Mian Biwi hote hain… Jo intihai awwal darje ke kanjoos hote hain… aik din un donon main shart lag jaati hai ke jo bhi ziada kanjoosi kere ga woh winner hoga aur jo kam kanjoosi wala hoga woh bohat pite ga…

As ever hamesha bechara shohar hi pit ta tha… kiun ke woh hamesha apni biwi se kam kanjoosi kerta tha…

Shohar sahab crorepati hote hain… ghar main bohat saari gariyan bhi hoti hain.. laikin kanjoosi ki wajah se woh sahab Bus main safar kerte hain… woh bhi student card banwa ker… Takeh 2Rs kharch hoon (Dont worry I know its not 2 RS but read further)…

Aik din shohar sahab hanpte kanpte ghar par pohanchte hain… biwi poochti hai ke kya hua.. aaj itne kyun kaanp rahe ho..

SHOHAR: begam pehle paani pilao phir bataonga …

Biwi paani le ker aati hai.. to phir poochti hai ke ab batao kya hua..

SHOHAR: begam aaj main ne poore 2Rs bachay..

BIWI: woh kaise???

SHOHAR: woh aise ke main aaj Bus ke peeche bhaagta hua aaya hoon… is tarah 2Rs bhi bach gaye aur main ghar bhi pohanch gaya…

Biwi bohat zor se shohar ke chamat maarti hai.. Bechara shohar poochta hai ke kya hua kiun maara…

BEEWI: Abay pagal ke bache… tum Bus ke peeche bhaag ker aaye to tum ne 2Rs bachaye… ager TAXI ke peeche bhaat ker aate to 60Rs to bachte …

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:smack: OMG what stupid silly woman :pcg:

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omg dats funny lol

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really really relaly old one .. TFS

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^^ I know that :D

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hahahahahahahahaha waqai pagal biwi thi...lol

tfs

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hehe