Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
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Re: Kamran Akmal's keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
Kamran's favourite movie: Catch Me If You Can
Elton Chigumbura's birthday on the day they play Pakistan .. Good signs for him .. only if Kamran plays as a keeper"
Famous DON movie dialogue in Kamran's way "CATCH ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, Namumkin hey".
Why can't Kamran Akmal be a Pakistani team selector? Because he will keep dropping everyone from the squad
Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus!
Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal
I hope that Kamran's wife doesn't let him hold their babies
Kamran is becoming a DJ his first Remix is,
Opps i did it again
Re: Kamran Akmal's keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal
:D
Re: Kamran Akmal's keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
What's common
between Micheal Jackson & Kamran Akmal.......
One made an Ass of himself........
&
Another one is a complete living A$$HOLE.........
:)
Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
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Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
i know im gonna get a danda for this but im still gonna post it…
Kamran Akmal should be sent to a gay bar and then he can use his ginormous mouth to catch ‘balls’ all night long.
runs away
Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
Well he wanted to be a batsmen only…
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/cricketnama/467890-kammy-wants-to-be-a-specialist-batsman.html
Re: Kamran Akmal's keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
What do Michael Jackson and Kamran Akmal have in common?
They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Re: Kamran Akmal's keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
I guess...Kamran Akmal will handover wicketkeeping to Umar Akmal further on in this WC voluntarily...
Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
**We must first pay tribute to the man who made it all possible – the Maharajah of Missed Chances, the Don Corleone of Dropped Catches, the Earl of Err, the Pharaoh of Fumble, Lance Corporal Granite Hands himself, Kamran Akmal.
Let us count his Dropped catches and Missed Stumping.
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Pakistan in England Test Series - 1st Test
England v Pakistan
Pakistan in England Test Series - 3rd Test
England v Pakistan
http://www.espncricinfo.com/engvpak/engine/match/225257.html?innings=1;view=commentary
38.2 Collingwood was on 21(Final Score = 31)
Shahid Nazir to Collingwood, no run, yikes, Collingwood hangs his bat out to dry ? good away-swing from Shahid again ? but it passes his outside edge. Nevertheless, Akmal somehow drops a clanger and the ball bobbles from his gloves
http://www.espncricinfo.com/engvpak/engine/match/225257.html?innings=3;page=1;view=commentary
5.4 ME Trescothick was on 7(Final Score = 58)
Umar Gul to Trescothick, no run, DROPPED, Kamran Akmal has dropped him. A terrific ball from Gul rising on Trescothick who feathers an edge. Gul goes up to celebrate but Akmal, with iron gloves, clangs a sitter
Pakistan in England Test Series - 4th Test
England v Pakistan
West Indies in Pakistan Test Series - 3rd Test
Pakistan v West Indies
http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakvwi/engine/match/257767.html?innings=2;page=2;view=commentary
83.1 DBL Powell was on 1 (Final Score = 1)
Umar Gul to Powell, no run, DROPPED! good length delivery wide outside the off stump, pitches and moves away, comes forward and feels for it, gets the edge to the right of Akmal, who dives across and puts down the catch.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakvwi/engine/match/257767.html?innings=4;page=2;view=commentary
63.3 Ramdin was on 10 (Final Score = 25*)
Abdul Razzaq to Ramdin, no run, Dropped! fraction short on the off stump, swinging away nicely, Ramdin moves back to defend, gets squared up by the outswinger, thick edge and Akmal dives to his right and fails to catch.
Pakistan in South Africa Test Series - 2nd Test
South Africa v Pakistan
http://www.espncricinfo.com/rsavpak/engine/match/250666.html?innings=1;view=commentary
17.2 AG Prince was on 2 (Final Score = 2)
Mohammad Sami to Prince, no run, ooh, dropped by Akmal. That was a long way across Prince, who slashes a thick edge through and it pops in and out of Akmal’s gloves at chest height. What a costly miss that could be - Prince has been in such good form
http://www.espncricinfo.com/rsavpak/engine/match/250666.html?innings=1;view=commentary
22.3 Gibbs was on 2 (Final Score = 2)
Danish Kaneria to Gibbs, no run, ooh! Edge again - but dropped. Kaneria sent the ball bending back in at the right hander, taking the edge and spilled again by Akmal. Good bowling, this
http://www.espncricinfo.com/rsavpak/engine/match/250666.html?innings=3;page=2;view=commentary
70.1 Kallis was on 63 (Final Score = 91)
Danish Kaneria to Kallis, no run, oh no - has Akmal dropped yet another one? Ooh, not sure - Kallis went chasing that one and seemed to feather it through to Akmal who drops it. But the replays are inconclusive. Akmal’s having a poor match anyway.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/rsavpak/engine/match/250666.html?innings=3;page=3;view=commentary
103.1 MV Boucher was on 27 (Final Score = 46)
Mohammad Hafeez to Boucher, no run, Akmal drops another one! tossed up and this one turned back in sharply, Boucher defends on the back-foot and the ball clips the inside edge and goes behind but Akmal fails to hold on to a fairly easy chance. He is clearly having a tough time out there
http://www.espncricinfo.com/rsavpak/engine/match/250666.html?innings=3;page=3;view=commentary
117.3 MV Boucher was on 44 (Final Score = 46)
Danish Kaneria to Boucher, 2 runs, cuts and gets an edge, DROPPED! by Akmal, who lets another chance go by
South Africa in Pakistan Test Series - 1st Test
Pakistan v South Africa
South Africa in Pakistan Test Series - 2nd Test
Pakistan v South Africa
Pakistan in India Test Series - 2nd Test
India v Pakistan
Sri Lanka in Pakistan Test Series - 2nd Test
Pakistan v Sri Lanka
Pakistan in Sri Lanka Test Series - 1st Test
Sri Lanka v Pakistan
Pakistan in Sri Lanka Test Series - 3rd Test
Sri Lanka v Pakistan
Pakistan in New Zealand Test Series - 1st Test
New Zealand v Pakistan
Pakistan in Australia Test Series - 2nd Test
Australia v Pakistan
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausvpak09/engine/match/406200.html?innings=3;page=2;view=commentary
52.6 Hussey Was on 27 (Final Score = 134)
Danish Kaneria to Hussey, no run, trying playing defensively from the crease, Hussey’s beaten by a ball that rips past the outside edge of his upright bat
Subsquent replays suggest this may have been a dropped catch by Kamran Akmal. If it was it only got the faintest edge from Hussey’s bat.
Oh yes, definitely an edge looking at it from front-on.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausvpak09/engine/match/406200.html?innings=3;page=2;view=commentary
62.2 Hussey Was on 45 (Final Score = 134)
Danish Kaneria to Hussey, no run, dropped, defensively forward, inside edge onto pad, through to the keeper who spills it
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausvpak09/engine/match/406200.html?innings=3;page=2;view=commentary
66.4 Hussey Was on 52 (Final Score = 134)
Danish Kaneria to Hussey, no run, dropped, pushing at a ball outside off, a thick outside edge is split by the wicket-keeper Kamran Akmal.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausvpak09/engine/match/406200.html?innings=3;page=3;view=commentary
113.2 PM Siddle was on 25 (Final Score = 38)
Mohammad Sami to Siddle, 1 run, dropped, short ball down leg, Siddle swishes at it, gloves it but it’s dropped by the keeper to his left, should have taken it, the ball runs away for a single
Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
**Pakistan in England Test Series - 1st Test
England v Pakistan
http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-pakistan-2010/engine/match/426413.html?innings=1;view=commentary
4.3 AJ Strauss was on 15 (Final Score = 45)
Mohammad Amir to Strauss, no run, 136.0 kph, dropped! Kamran, what have you done? Perfect outswinger from Aamer, Strauss edges and Akmal puts down the simplest of chances. Kamran kept so well against Australia - relatively speaking, anyway - but this is the worst possible start for him against England
http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-pakistan-2010/engine/match/426413.html?innings=3;page=1;view=commentary
22.4 Collingwood was on 0 (Final Score = 1)
Umar Gul to Collingwood, no run, 142.1 kph, oh no! Kamran has gone from hero back to zero! Dropped! After just pulling off a stunner he’s put Collingwood down first ball, it was wide, Collingwood flashed a cut and edges it towards first slip, Akmal flew across and dropped the chance
Pakistan in England Test Series - 3rd Test
England v Pakistan
Pakistan in England Test Series - 4th Test
England v Pakistan
India in Pakistan ODI Series - 3rd ODI
Pakistan in Sri Lanka ODI Series - 3rd ODI
NatWest Series [Pakistan in England] - 2nd match
http://www.espncricinfo.com/engvpak/engine/match/225246.html?innings=1;view=commentary
6.3 Ian Bell wan on 8 (Final Score = 9)
Shoaib Akhtar to Bell, 1 leg bye, wow, that was quick and full on off, Bell drives but is beaten all ends up, ball brushes something but Akmal fails to collect it to his left, ball runs away and they steal one, umpire calls it leg byes, was there bat on that though? Looks like it, according to the replays
http://www.espncricinfo.com/engvpak/engine/match/225246.html?innings=1;view=commentary
6.6 Trescothick was on 6 (Final Score = 6)
Shoaib Akhtar to Trescothick, no run, good length ball on off, Tresco stands tall and drives but makes zero contact, a tight over coming to and end, should have had Bell but Akmal dropped another catch to add to his summer’s tally of non-takes
ICC World Cup - 1st match, Group D
Warid Cricket Series - 2nd ODI
South Africa in Pakistan ODI Series - 3rd ODI
http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakvrsa/engine/match/299008.html?innings=1;view=commentary
22.3 Smith was on 24 (Final Score = 48)
Shahid Afridi to Smith, no run, dropped by Akmal. It was a googly outside off stump, Smith stabbed at it and edged it to Akmal who fails to hold on. The ball pops up and it falls between a lunging Akmal and Younis at first slip.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakvrsa/engine/match/299008.html?innings=1;view=commentary
32.1 Smith was on 48 (Final Score = 48)
Abdur Rehman to Smith, 1 run, dropped,though it was tough. Tossed up wide, Smith gets across off and plays at it, getting a thick edge which Akmal doesnt read, and the ball clips his pad to run fine
South Africa in Pakistan ODI Series - 4th ODI
South Africa in Pakistan ODI Series - 5th ODI
Pakistan in India ODI Series - 1st ODI
http://www.espncricinfo.com/indvpak/engine/match/297801.html?innings=2;page=1;view=commentary
6.1 Gambhir was on 7 (Final Score = 44)
Shoaib Akhtar to Gambhir, FOUR, dropped, by either Akmal or Younis, Gambhir pushed tentatively away from his body at a good length delivery outside off stump and got a regulation edge that flew between the wicketkeeper and first slip, neither Akmal or Younis moved an inch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/indvpak/engine/match/297801.html?innings=2;page=1;view=commentary
14.5 Ganguly was on 37 (Final Score = 39)
Shahid Afridi to Ganguly, no run, dropped, Ganguly tries to run the ball to third man and got a faint edge to Akmal, the ball hit the gloves and rolled towards third man, Gambhir came half-way down the pitch from the non-striker’s end but was sent back by Ganguly, that’s the third catch Pakistan have grassed
Pakistan in India ODI Series - 2nd ODI
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Pakistan in India ODI Series - 3rd ODI
Bangladesh in Pakistan ODI Series - 2nd ODI
Bangladesh in Pakistan ODI Series - 3rd ODI
Kitply Cup - 1st match
Pakistan v West Indies ODI Series - 1st ODI
Pakistan v West Indies ODI Series - 2nd ODI
Sri Lanka in Pakistan ODI Series - 2nd ODI
Sri Lanka in Pakistan ODI Series - 3rd ODI
Pakistan in Sri Lanka ODI Series - 1st ODI
Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
**ICC Champions Trophy - 6th match, Group A
Asia Cup - 4th match
Asia Cup - 1st match
http://www.espncricinfo.com/asia2010/engine/match/455231.html?innings=1;view=commentary
2.5 Dilshan was on 12 (Final Score = 18)
Shoaib Akhtar to Dilshan, FOUR, Edged between the keeper and the first slip. It pitched well ahead of the cordon and rolled away. It was around 145 kmph back-of-length delivery and Dilshan went for the cut and edged. Kamran dived but couldn’t reach in time
http://www.espncricinfo.com/asia2010/engine/match/455231.html?innings=1;view=commentary
8.4 Jayawardene was on 0 (Final Score = 54)
Mohammad Asif to Jayawardene, FOUR, Edged but Kamran couldn’t get to it. It was a lovely leg cutter around off - a classic Asif delivery - and Mahela had a lame poke at it,. Almost fatal. The gap between the keeper and slip was wide and Kamran dived but couldn’t reach
http://www.espncricinfo.com/asia2010/engine/match/455231.html?innings=1;view=commentary
41.2 Kulasekara was on 5 (Final Score = 14)
Shahid Afridi to Kulasekara, 1 wide, Stumping chance missed. Not a surprise if you have followed Kamran’s career. It was down the leg side and Kula had leaned forward to flick and lost balance and had stepped well out of the crease. But Kamran doesn’t collect it cleanly. Oh well
Asia Cup - 5th match
NatWest Series [Pakistan in England] - 3rd ODI
Pakistan in New Zealand ODI Series - 5th ODI
ICC Cricket World Cup - 10th match, Group A
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc_cricket_worldcup2011/engine/match/433567.html?innings=2;page=1;view=commentary
30.1 Sangakkara was on 22 (Final Score = 49)
Abdur Rehman to Sangakkara, 5 wides, Kamran fluffs a stumping, all is well with the world, Rehman beat Sanga with some flight, and angling it down the leg side, he got some extra bounce again, which beat Kamran totally, Sanga was in no position to get back
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc_cricket_worldcup2011/engine/match/433567.html?innings=2;page=1;view=commentary
34.6 Sangakkara was on 33 (Final Score = 49)
Abdur Rehman to Sangakkara, 1 wide, Kamran, oh Kamran. Another fluffed stumping. Same as before, Sanga jumps out a mile looking to flick. Rehman sees him and fires it wide, Sanga misses and is halfway down the track. Kamran whips the bails off. Find the missing link - yes, Kamran did not collect. I now know the only weak link in Pakistan’s side. It is behind the stumps.
ICC Cricket World Cup - 17th match, Group A
**ICC Cricket World Cup - 24th match, Group A
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc_cricket_worldcup2011/engine/match/433581.html?innings=1;view=commentary
13.2 Taylor was on 0 (Final Score = 131*)
Shoaib Akhtar to Taylor, FOUR, Ross gets a birthday gift, it’s the Kamran moment, Shoaib got the edge with a perfect delivery that zipped away just a shade, the ball flew between younis and Kamran, who initially appeared to go for it, and then did the keeper’s version of shouldering arms, stood stone still, as a bemused Younis looked on
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc_cricket_worldcup2011/engine/match/433581.html?innings=1;view=commentary
13.4 Taylor was on 8 (Final Score = 131*)
Shoaib Akhtar to Taylor, no run, oh I don’t believe this, two birthday gifts is too much, from the same man too, Shoaib has Ross pushing at a one that held its line,and the healthy edge goes ever so slowly to Kamran who is in good position to take it, gets gloves on it, and clangs it, Shoaib can’t do anything about it, boy is he distraught
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc_cricket_worldcup2011/engine/match/433581.html?innings=1;view=commentary
30.4 Styris was on 4 (Final Score = 28)
Shahid Afridi to Styris, 1 run, another drop from Kamran, outside off, Styris looks to stab it from the crease, edged and Kamran’s horror day continues, Afridi is not amused**
**Pakistan Vs England, Trent Bridge, 2010.
Pakistan Vs England, Oval, 2006.
Pakistan v West Indies ODI Series - 3rd ODI
67) http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakvwi/engine/match/374061.html?innings=2;page=1;view=commentary
15.2 Gayle was on 34 (Final Score = 122)
Saeed Ajmal to Gayle, no run, looks like an edge and Kamran up to the mark (his own) dropped it
Pakistan in India Test Series - 3rd Test
68) http://www.espncricinfo.com/indvpak/engine/match/297808.html?innings=1;page=3;view=commentary
118.6 Pathan was on 23 (Final Score = 102)
Danish Kaneria to Pathan, no run, fullish and outside the off, played at with hard hands, the ball slips past bat, the reactions from Akmal, who gloves the ball to the floor, and the bowler, suggest that there might have been an edge to that
Pakistan in Australia Test Series - 1st Test
69) http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausvpak09/engine/match/406199.html?innings=1;page=2;view=commentary
74.6 Ponting was on 30 (Final Score = 57)
Mohammad Asif to Ponting, no run, forward with bat and pad to a good delivery that nips through the batsman’s defence, if he nicked it it was of no consequence since Kamran Akmal failed to take it cleanly
Replays suggest Ponting probably got an inside edge. So perhaps we can put that one down as a drop to Kamran Akmal.
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P.S I just copied it from another site …now u guys can see how much of a curse he is on our team :aj: :aj:**
Akmal owe each bowler
Abdul Razzaq - 3
Abdur Rehman - 5
Danish Kaneria - 14
Mohammad Aamer - 2
Mohammad Asif - 3
Mohammad Hafeez - 1
Mohammad Sami - 3
Rao Ifthikar Anjum - 1
Saeed Ajmal - 4
Shahid Afridi -7
Shahid Nazir - 1
Shoaib Akhtar - 8
Shoaib Malik - 3
Sohail Khan - 1
Umar Gul - 9
Wahab Riaz - 1
Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
If this guy was in any other team he would have been fired over and over again!!! ![]()
Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
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Re: Kamran Akmal's keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
[QUOTE]
Akmal owe each bowler
Abdul Razzaq - 3
Abdur Rehman - 5
Danish Kaneria - 14
Mohammad Aamer - 2
Mohammad Asif - 3
Mohammad Hafeez - 1
Mohammad Sami - 3
Rao Ifthikar Anjum - 1
Saeed Ajmal - 4
Shahid Afridi -7
Shahid Nazir - 1
Shoaib Akhtar - 8
Shoaib Malik - 3
Sohail Khan - 1
Umar Gul - 9
Wahab Riaz - 1
[/QUOTE]
hmmm... Danish Kaneria - 14
**This tells and lot thing... was Danish Kaneria forced to be away from the team?
and **Shoib 8... thats a lot!
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Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
maybe with real GOLI as well
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Re: Kamran Akmal's keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
^oh..am surprised that it has not happened yet!!! Why are they keeping him...his wicket keeping is a joke..is he from some big family in Pak that they have to keep him there?
Re: Kamran Akmal's keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
I think the term Wicket Keeper should be called as Catch Holder for Akmals to keep reminding them about their work!
Re: Kamran Akmal’s keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
Yeah, and there was a statement that he will not play as batsman-only as well.
Re: Kamran Akmal's keeping - Chronicles of his disastrous glove work
I think he is planning to step down for his 3rd Akmal, and you may see by the grace of Butt & Co, 3 Akmals playing in Pak-11