Kaisay bataoon key tum meri kaun hoo...

Khanzada · January 31, 2003, 4:29am

A little cheap but makes for a good laugh nonetheless. Enjoy :~)
Kaisay bataoon key tum meri kaun hoo

Kaisay bataoon key tum meri kaun hoo,
walls ki ice cream ho polka ki kon ho,

kesey bataoon key tum poorani dheet ho aik bohat bari phateek ho ,
tum orangi tum korangi tum hi ho meri nagan chowrangi ,
liyari ki tum Football ho kimari ka tum bund ho manora ki tum thand ho,
tum kharadar tum methadar tum hi meray liye goolimar ho
tumhi meri dhoti aur shalwar ho ,

tum hi gutka tum hi mempoori tum hi mix patti ka pan ho
kaisey bataon tumhay key tum meri koon ho
lalookhait main rehti ho tum khud ko defence ka kheti ho tum

lambi lambi chorti ho tum, hamesha sey ho khowar tum ,
ho sardi ka bhokhar tum shikarpur ka achar tum peshawar ki naswar tum
aur PIA ka jahaz ho jo kabhi waqt par nahi milti

wo parwaz ho jo hamesha short rehti hai wo piyas ho
mahengai kay is dor mey sawa rupey ki niyaz ho ,
aur mera aghaz tum mera anjam tum mera public evening special mera parcham
mera awaam tum ,
tum hi jurat ,tum hi ummat ,tum hi jasarat ,tum hi nowaey waqt , jang ho
awaam ho,
the news ho ya dawn ho kesey batao key tum meri kon ho ,

key main rokta bus tum ko hoon, main tookta bus tum ko hooon,
tum hi mera kal thin ,tum hi mera aaj ho ,
tum hi marshallah ,tum hi jamhoriat , tum hi governer raj ho

aur meri TT tum ,mera Repeater tum ,mera Rokket Lunchar tum ,
tum hi meri soch ho meray paaon ki moch ho aur 9 rupees wali kouch ho
aur vespa main tum aur rakshey main tum, taxi main tum ,mazda main tum,
truck main tum troller main tum ,meri honda 50 tum, meri 70 tum,
lahore ka tanga ho tum, sukhur ki suzuki ho tum

aur kya bataoon meri jaan tum meray liya kya ho
arey tum tu poora PAKISTAN ho karachi ki jaan ho aur W11 ki paihchan ho
kaisay bataoon key tum meray liye koon ho

khekasha · January 31, 2003, 6:55am

:( It takes for ever to read urdu in english. Somebody please help me out!

Philanthrope · January 31, 2003, 8:53am

LOlzzzz

monasha · January 31, 2003, 11:21am

sigh Becharey IBA ke students

tsk tsk tsk :head nodding in despair wala icon: :nahnah:

Capricorn · January 31, 2003, 12:07pm

Lolz

udaasaankhein · January 31, 2003, 4:59pm

cant stop laughing ... gr8 work .. somebody must have wasted a lot of time writing this.. :D

Shikra · January 31, 2003, 5:20pm

lol

Dilsay · January 31, 2003, 6:13pm

lolzzzzzzzzzz

ullujii · January 31, 2003, 7:13pm

GuL-e-Tasbeeh · January 31, 2003, 8:48pm

Funny :~)

salman_2you · January 31, 2003, 10:47pm

:biggthumb

JonyBr · February 1, 2003, 12:49pm

is mein us ki tareef tu kam hai per ye achi tarha pata chal gaya tum kon hu

LONE_RANGER · February 1, 2003, 3:35pm

Wah Wah..... Khanu Bha-T-J......

Kiay kaas kay Apnay Karachi ka naQsha khaincha hay.... dil karta abhi aaon aaur aap kay haath choom loun.....
Nahi yaar..... par meray paas tou PIA kay ticket kay paisay bhi nahi hain..... khair UdHaaR kar lou - jub Karachi aaonga tub tum say Centra Branch main mulaqaat kar loun ga :D

:biggthumb

Yeh hay Azeem sheher KARACHI......
Subah ko Nazla, Sham ko Khansi......*** :p

Khanzada · February 1, 2003, 7:04pm

khekasha: Aww…i am really sorry but if i attempt to translate it into english-more than half its fun is lost…i am never too fond of translations anyways (apni linguistic skills ka falooda nikal jaata hai na! )

monasha: O Bibi! IBA ko kuch na kehna..acha! IBM waley..

Jony Mian: Sahi bata do..tum jaisay seedhay KDA Scheme-1 se utar kar aa rahe ho!

Ayaz Bhai: Yar bhateeja he bana dia at such a tender age… gulps kher aap ki muhabbat sar aankhon par…dil to karta hai waraftagi ke aalam main darya ya samandar..ya phir ziada tension ho ti apni chat ki paani ki tanki main utar jaoon… par aap ka khayal kar ke ruk jaata hoon. funny sher at the end…and thanks!