Admi: Aap bakray ko kya khilate ho??
Pappu: Kaalay ko ya Sufaid ko??
Admi: Sufaid ko..
Pappu: Ghaas..
Admi: Aur kaalay ko??
Pappu: Usay bhi ghaas..
Admi: Inhein baandhte kahan ho??
Pappu: kisay, kaalay ko ya sufaid ko??
Admi: Sufaid ko..
Pappu: Kamray mein..
Admi: Aur kaalay ko??
Pappu: Usay bhi kamray mein..
Admi: Aur pilate kya ho??
Pappu: Kisay, kaalay ko ya sufaid ko??
Admi: Kaalay ko..
Pappu: Paani aur shakar..
Admi: Aur sufaid ko??
Pappu: Usay bhi paani aur shakar..
Admi ghussay se: Abay jab dono ke saath aik jesa salook hai to baar baar ye kyun puchte ho ke kaalay ko ya sufaid ko??
Pappu: Kyunke sufaid mera hai..
Admi: Ohh acha acha, to phir kaala kiska hai??
Pappu: Wo bhi mera hai..
