It was a usual banter between workmates during lunch, when one of the workmates told us that during his internship years at university, one night he came up with this stupid idea of photocopying his own ass. As he tried to sit on top of the photocopying glass layer, it shattered under his weight 
leaving him; well with a bloody ass instead of a bloody nose. But that’s not end of it. Out of embarrassment, he could not go to the hospital, and had to remove small fragments of glass with a pair of tweezers from his butt, while bending backwards in front of a mirror. Next day, the mystery shrouded the whole office as to what happened to the photocopier machine, and he had to come up with a blatant excuse:” I have no idea”. Eventually, the service person came and he shook his head with a smirk, as he had seen it all before. I am not sure how did my friend manage to walk normally soon after it had happen, I didn’t ask, since we just laughed and laughed while he was telling all this. So before you make a dumb move such as this one, always be wary of the consequences.
That's one funny story man!! lol
lol
It's an urban legend Abdullah. The guy wsa obviously trying to impress you with his ass.
I read a story that there's a new photocopier which is more amenable to ass-printing so hope is not lost.
What a stupid jackass, did he not know that he could have done one side at a time? In case you didn’t know the aphorism ‘halfass job’ was invented when someone tried doing it and the copier ran out of paper. It is a true story.
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What a stupid jackass, did he not know that he could have done one side at a time? In case you didn’t know the aphorism ‘halfass job’ was invented when someone tried doing it and the copier ran out of paper. It is a true story.
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HAHAHA. that is even funnier than the original joke.
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*Originally posted by Chaltahai: *
It's an urban legend Abdullah. The guy wsa obviously trying to impress you with his ass.
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ur boss must be really happy with you..
What a crazy-stupid thing to do!...make copies of one's ass by SITTING on the darned copier! Jeez, is there no end to nonsense?! :D
yeah..that what they made Polaroid camera for.
hahah Channji! The problem with some is that the polaroid cannot take panoramic shots
Moona, in Pakistan (I am not sure about India) people go to Printing Press. Considering the size of an average Paki-ass, it is probably wise to do that.
Channji. Poloroid? It’s not the same as a camera with a long lens.
Chaltahai...You are right.
NYA Bhai Sahaab: I am sure are aware of the problem with the Indian long lens (I am not sure about pakistan), You can zoom in but you can't zoom out.
Chaltahai, For Pakistani lens, the cover is permanently off, so it is ready to do the job when needed. In terms of zooming in or out, I guess Indian lens is probably more versatile, because Paki one is too large to maneuver.
Guys, stop!!! I am getting a stomach ache laughing my head off!!!
me too moona
The joke was funnny
But the conversation that ensued…LOL! 