*~ Just-One Singh ~*

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.

Sardarji’s turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read “Oh god, my wife is going to deliver a child”.

Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients! Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:

Oh God : religion
My wife: sex
Going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)

“Okay… but where is the mystery?” asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied: who is the father ?? :smiley:

:maulvidis :jhanda:

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:hehe::k:

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:hehe: :hehe:

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:hehe:…

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:hehe: :hehe: :rotfl: :rotfl: tooo funnnyy :k: :k:

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Re: ~ Just-One Singh ~

Lone sahab ,... apkaye jokes humesha class kaye hotaye hein i love reading them.. :)

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Bohut Bohut shukriya, zarra-nawazi hay aap ki Salman bhai…

Thank you ALLLLLLLLLLLLL :flower1:

:wave:

:maulvidis :jhanda:

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yar yay lai kai kahan sai aatay ho…
i really enjoy them, reading :jhanda:

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gr8 :)

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:salam: every 1

:eek: Masi Museebtay :eek:

PS:
Yaroo bus yeh stuff kahin na kahin say is na-cheez ko pohunch jaatay hain - aur jo aap logon kay mezaaj kay hotay hain unhain main yahan post kar daita hun, taakay aap sub enjoy kar sakain :smiley:

:maulvidis :jhanda:

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:hehe:

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hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha
lol
:rotfl"
:hehe:
:k:

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…so who is it??? :rolleyes:

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  • well derived story... haha *