Found this on the Net…
Heaven, is when you have:
* American Salary
* British Home
* Chinese Food
* Pakistani Wife
Hell, is when you have:
* American Wife
* British Food
* Chinese Home
* Pakistani Salary
…
The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event
thathappened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, “Daddy fell into the well last week…”
“My goodness!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he all right?”
“He must be,” said the boy. “He stopped yelling for help yesterday.”
It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.If you can’t get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, "Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replied, "Well son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand." Two minutes later the young camel asked, "Mom, why do we have these long eyelashes?" They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes on the trips through the desert," the mother said. "Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?" "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods of time." "So we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes, and these humps to store water." "Yes dear," said the mother. "So why are we in the San Diego Zoo?"
