Thief to a Man: Apny paise nikalo.
Man: Do u know who am I?
I am Asif Ali Zardari, President of Pakistan.
Thief: Acha to phir hamaray paise nikalo.
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Tarzan janwaron ko un ki zaat bata raha tha.
Shair: Shah
Tiger: Gujjar
Cheeta: Bhatti
Haathi: Butt
Zebra: Mochi
Kutta: Zardari.
Kutta tap ke bola: Tera baap zardari..
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Q: How many zardari jokes are there on the Internet?
A: Only one. The rest are all true.
11 saal jail main rehny wala shakhs humara “President”
6 saal jail main rehny wala humara “Prime Minister”
2, 4 saal aap b reh aao future ban jaye ga…
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Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman” The Nominees are:
1.Amin Fahim From The Movie “B.B Ka .Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.”
2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie “Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam”
3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie “Ganja Tera Aashiq” & The Award Goes To Asif Zardari for The Movie “ek Qatil ek Hasina
