Just for laughs .......

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes
    back, it will always be yours. If it doesn’t come
    back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it
    just sits in your living room, messes up your
    stuff, eats your food, uses
    your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear
    to realize that you had
    set it free… You either married it or gave
    birth to it.

    1. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day,
      someone in an aerobics
      class pulls a hamstring.

    2. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves
      completely.

    3. The best way to forget all your troubles is to
      wear tight shoes.

    4. The nice part about living in a small town: When
      you don’t know what
      you’re doing, someone else always does.

    5. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along
      came today.

    6. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then
      I regain consciousness.

    7. Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for
      a while and it shrinks
      two sizes!

    8. They keep telling us to get in touch with our
      bodies. Mine isn’t all that communicative but I
      heard from it the other day
      after I said, “Body, how’d you like to go to the six
      o’clock class in
      vigorous toning?” Clear as a bell my body said,
      “Listen fatty…do it and
      die.”

    9. I read this article that said the typical
      symptoms of stress are eating
      too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are
      they kidding? That’s my
      idea of a perfect day.

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Good Joke®

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LOVED the hamstring part! :k: