Just A Kiss Per Yard

lastknightess · April 13, 2003, 11:33am

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?”

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. “Grandpa will pay the bill,” she smiled.

BrokenSky · April 13, 2003, 11:55am

…
bechara grandpa:p…

Khanzada · April 13, 2003, 2:07pm

Shikra · April 13, 2003, 2:38pm

hahahahaahahahh

Phat_gurl · April 13, 2003, 7:57pm

Philanthrope · April 13, 2003, 8:10pm

LOlzzzzzz

Lamhay · April 16, 2003, 3:56pm

lolzzz

system · April 16, 2003, 7:15pm

…DADA geeri

lastknightess · April 16, 2003, 9:09pm

AHAHHAHAHAH!

Shani12 · April 17, 2003, 2:41am

Rabia_Chaudhry · April 20, 2003, 4:51am

hahhahah bichara grand-pa n bichara clerk hahahahha :roman:

salman_2you · April 20, 2003, 4:53am

good joke cool replies :k:

Raza750 · April 20, 2003, 1:54pm

Really nice

ch_and-be_ii · April 20, 2003, 7:07pm

LOL

system · April 20, 2003, 7:09pm

So what did the grandpa do?

system · April 20, 2003, 8:39pm

who cares about GP …worry about the one who got PAID…

Jaan_Lewaa · April 21, 2003, 3:16am

taqlee · April 21, 2003, 11:03am

ASA · April 22, 2003, 4:51pm

khan_sahib · April 23, 2003, 12:42am

i felt something was coming. :)