Just 1 banana can wreck ur day!

Had 2 go for my driving lesson i was home alone workin on my assignments. Ammi was out sed she’d cum b4 i had to leav.
Wen she came it was time for me to go ammi ne poocha khana kha liya??? I sed nahi, … ammi ne kaha beta time hogya tha kuch kha leti then she sed acha eat a banana… i thot (yukh not banana) but i sed wo haan i ate a banana aap fikar na karen :blush:,
Bas aik cheez ki kami thi… Siren baj gaya… Ammi shuru hogai… mei kal sirf aik pack laiy thi (1 pack only has 6 bananas)
Yahan 6 ke 6 paren tumne kidher se kha liya …

… Kitni baar bola jhut nahi bolo, par pata nahi tumhe kya beemari hei.. :smash: (felt lyk diggin a hole in the ground and hiding) Jhut bhi us baat par bolti ho wen its not needed, kab akal ayegi tume???
Tumhara kya hoga??

:crying:

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Pakistan Zindabad :jhanda:

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lol

ur mom rules ur angel

:big grin:

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aaj se tum roz aik banana hi khana :snooty:

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:rotfl: :hehe:

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6 banana ek saath :eek:

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astagfrullah!!!

:D:D:D

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:smack:

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thou shalth not lie to the mumz..

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To ismei burrai kya hei???
Im ammi’s angel :blush:

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:smack: Kiyun? Tumhara kya faeda hei ismei???

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:crying: aur hasso
:smash: adhe ghente ka lecture mujhe sunna para… & with that tension i was nearly gonna crash in to a car, bechara instructor dont fink he’ll cum next time if he does he’ll hav his safety gear on :hehe:

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baby baby
yes mama
eating sugar
no mama
telling a lie
no mama
open ur mouth
ha ha ha :D

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My nurse :hug: wher wer u???
Nahi :smack: i ddnt even eat 1

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:kaboom: wanna pay a visit to ICU???

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yes, i wana pay a visit to i see you to my WOH :blush:

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Koi gunaah to nahi kiya i got caught :frowning:
Aur wese bhi khud konsa tum farishte ho astaghfirulla on u TWICE :mocking:

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Y do u luv hitting ur self??? koi beemari hei???

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Shuker hei kisi ko to akal aiy! :stuck_out_tongue:

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to kiya aqal sief aap k liyay makhsoos hay :smiley: