Junk Mail Subjects

Honestly, the subjects for the junk mail are so funny. It makes no sense. A lot of times it’s like some schizophrenic person typed this stuff up. So leaving the really nasty ones (you know, that stuff), here is just some stuff in my junk folder.

**It was the big morning after, following a drunken party by the gods. **

**Damage is handled by adding a checksum to each segment transmitted, checking it at the receiver,

frightened jersey cow

Thy Thisby dear, and lady dear.** Oh this one is by NANANG Magos

**He stood at the edge of the glass columns, staring out at Avendesora. **

So what have you guys come across?

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"Action Required to Activate Membership for GupShup"

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I don’t know what sites you get junk mail from :hmmm: but here are a few of my junk mail subjects:

Please respond to your loan application (the one I never applied for :whistling)

Re" Your Pharmacy Invoice #28868 (prescriptions I never ordered :whistling)

Re: Mortage Approval (never applied for it)

普通のエロおばさん専門だから実現!!:confused:]

Life is short… so make the most of it (I like :hmmm: )

and MANY more.

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haha i got those too. there is one that says something like “be happy” there’s another one that says “you’ve recieved a card from a family member” :phati:

:smack:

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"Umair your death is approaching soon! Reply for quick consultation - Freder"

what the HELL?

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I can not post the kinda subjects I get in MY junky punky mail :smack:

nope - no way - nada :snooty:

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LOL :rotfl: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?! HAHAHAHAH
wow that’s so wierd.

I get junk mail for Pet Meds and that’s about it. borrring. :hinna:

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not those :smilestar: i get those too. find the nice ones :emmy:

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Thank goodness for SPAM FILTERS, but for some reason the ads on Viagra seems to filter thru. :halo:

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:smilestar:

dude i got the junk filter too…but go check the junk folder naaaa. pleaseeeeeee:@:

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“Your Grandma Home-Made Cookies are ready. Please pick them up as soon as possible” (the ones I never ordered :bummer:)

:teary1:

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haha :omg: that’s the best

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business oppertunities :@:

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Hahahahaha. These subjects look so familiar. :hehe:

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yeah I got

Death Coming up
Your Parents hate you
Your partner will leave you
Mars is in retrogade so stay home today

all from some Freder astrologer or something :p

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Pre-Approved USD50,000 Credit card.all they need is my name,phone number and address.

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Here's some junkmail I received today:
From: Shikra
Subject: PHATIMA YOU BETTER READ THIS EMAIL I NEED YOU TO....

delete :whistling

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:hehe:

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:omg:

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I am glad you edited my private request :shikra: