One fine day in the jungle, a rumor was heard that the king (Sher) was really pissed. It later became known that the Sherni had been raped! The Sher asked all the animals of his kingdom to line up for questioning. In the mile long line, the Khota happened to be standing next to a chuha. The latter was all smiles!
Khota: Oye pootni diya, ki gal ae? Toon athey ki karna payain ae?
The chuha thrusts out his little chest, puts his hands on his hips, smiles and says:
O sonaeo, sadhe te we shak hai!
NOw this is funny and way unusual