Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log maane judwaa. Lekin dono
main fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum Smart, jhakaas aur Sulie ekdum halki re.
To kya hota hai maloom Sulie tho bachpan se, woh kya bolte hain
usko..Stubborn
..bole to ekdam jiddi… rehti hai. To julie jo bhi maangti hai
na…Sulie ko woh maang ta-ich hai. Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta
tha… Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai. Aisa karte karte
bees saal guzar gaya.
To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka ke saath hota hai. Aur
Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai. Shaadi ke baad Julie fridge
leti hai baap.Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.Pati bechara garib.
Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai.Abhi Julie
agle mahine Air Conditioner khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jiddkarti hai baap.
Bolti: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi. Pati bechara aur paise
udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai. Ab Julie car khareedti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai. Pati ka dhimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala
karega kya, pitaji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.
Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai. Sulie jidd
karti hai Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap. Bolta hai “Ae item, ab dhimaag ki
dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega.
Apun jaa rahela hai” To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin
apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai.
To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai. Bus ko
park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai. Wapas aake dekhta hai to
saala dono bus main steering wheel gaayab, seat gaayab, gear
gaayab…sab kuch ghayab!! Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai.
Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??
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- Ye Tu. Boolean * * * * *
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- Abe soch… * * *
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- *la dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai? * * *
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- Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *
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- Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *
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“NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE… NA KUCH MERE BUS MAIN…”