Judge This Person

ok people…here is a conversation between me and some1 who I call “stupid”. I want you to read the conversation below and then tell me what kind of person do u think “stupid” is…I want to see who on GS is the best judge of character :slight_smile:

Impulse: hi

Stupid: Salam

Impulse: u know who i am?

Stupid: Well, your address is not in my yahoo list

Impulse: neither is urs

Stupid: thus… u r about to explain who u r ?

Impulse: just saw ur name in the profiles

Stupid: which profles?

Impulse: yahoo

Impulse: wot a weird name

Stupid: so y u pick randon man to chat to?

Impulse: just bored

Impulse: i thot i was talking to an ape

Impulse: not a man

Stupid: APEMAN

Impulse: ok

Impulse: so tell me about urself

Stupid: y think i is crazy? that i will tell a strange perv who approaches random strangers on the net, anything about me?

Stupid: HA HA HA HA HA HA

Stupid: dream on pervert

Impulse: then y talk to me in the first place?

Stupid: u talked to ME

Impulse: ur on yahoo

Impulse: it means u must be talking to other strangers apart from me too

Impulse: so what is the big deal dude?

Stupid: so is a million othe people,.

Stupid: no - i talk to my friends

Stupid: yahoo = free phonecall

Impulse: ur a cheapskate?

Stupid: friends in REAL LIFE. u kmnow what REAL LIFE is?

Impulse: cant u afford the phone?

Impulse: i just use the phone

Stupid: this is 2005. phone is last century technology. Live in the present. Weirdo

Impulse: phone is still more popular than the net

Stupid: this is VOIP age

Impulse: I think only cheap people use the phone

Stupid: VPN

Impulse: I mean the neet

Impulse: net

Impulse: what is VPN?

Stupid: so u r a man?

Impulse: why u calling me a man?

Impulse: dont u know any manners?

Impulse: how to talk to girls ?

Impulse: did I say I was a man?

Impulse: so u r a woman ?

Stupid: well, no u didnt say it. but i was just wondering.

Impulse: so why are u an ape?

Stupid: for the 2nd time, i am an man, an APEMAN.

Impulse: havent u still evolved?

Stupid: no- i have not. I live in a cave somewhere in the canadian wooded mountains. you homosapians take freeky pics of me and call me Yeti

Impulse: u live in canada?

Impulse: i heard there is alot of gays there

Impulse: is that true?

Impulse: r u one?

Stupid: yes. Canada is almost as GAY as all americans are. infact all the Europeans who invaded our land and killed the natives are all GAYLORDS by choice,

Impulse: is that why u r quiet?

Impulse: what do u mean?

Stupid: i am not in canada right now though.

Impulse: i have some friends in toronto

Impulse: where r u now?

Stupid: hmmm, I am in cyberspace.

Stupid: How old are you?

Impulse: 100

Impulse: i’ll be 101 soon

Impulse: what about you?

Stupid: same as me

Stupid: same

Impulse: im 24 actually

Impulse: u?

Stupid: well people seem to think i am 23. but i am much older. they are all “” when they find out

Stupid: I am 100

Impulse: how old r u then?

Impulse: arent u supposed to be dead by now then ?

Stupid: so tell me, how do i see this yahoo list that you speak of?

Impulse: go to yahoo page

Stupid: uh huh

Impulse: then go to people search

Stupid: uh huh

Impulse: then I found u from there

Impulse: I typed in man in the search

Impulse: and many men came up

Stupid: but what did u search for ?

Impulse: man

Stupid: :S

Stupid: u must be really bored

Impulse: nah

Impulse: actually im waiting for some1

Stupid: where do you originate from ?

Impulse: im joking thats not how I found you

Stupid: how then ?

Impulse: cant tell u

Impulse: top secret

Impulse: anyway

Impulse: didnt ur mommy tell u not to talk to strangers?

Stupid: Well, the way i c it, you cntacted me. and I am happy to talk, but i dont do this contact stranger thing, thus be open and honest at least.

Impulse: I just came here to talk to my guy

Impulse: he’ll be here anytime now

Impulse: so in the mean time I was bored…so thot mite as well send u a msg

Stupid: send ME a message? but where did u get my address from if not there?

Impulse: I dont have to tell you anything

Impulse: I didnt “get it” from anywhere as such

Stupid: oh, well go then.

Stupid: it didnt get there by magic. where’d u get it?

Impulse: still dont know?

Stupid: hmmm, well, do you want me to know?

Impulse: not really

Impulse: i mean it makes absolutely no difference to me at all

Stupid: u answered not my salam. so u r someone of a peaceful disposition?

Impulse: rephrase that in english ?

Stupid: and from that last statement, your grasp on the english means of communication is slippery at best?

Impulse: 1 min

Impulse: let me just send a text

Stupid: k

Impulse: why do u speak like a robot?

Impulse: im just saying what do u mean by “peacelful disposition?”

Impulse: wots the defination of that ?

Stupid: i c u’re not gonna clarify your identification tonight. u prefer to remain bent souble in the shadows od anonymity

Impulse: i dont understand you :S

Impulse: sorry

Stupid: then so be it

Stupid: Bye

Stupid: i dont care. u can talk to the dogs and cats for all i care. i dont know who/what u r. u r words that popped onto my screen at random

Stupid: u can be a 10 year old playing around with its fathers laptop

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

hahah omg that’s hilarious!!

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tell me what u think of “stupid” :hehe:

btw…“stupid” is someone I know…but I pretended that I didnt. tell me wot u think :stuck_out_tongue:

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I think he's hilarious, and he sure TOLD you. :p

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please define hilarious ?

I personally think this person has a screw loose up there :rolleyes:

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I personally think "stupid" was actually quite clever. :D

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very bad judge of character jee :rolleyes:

next time I need to ask some1 advise about how some1 is…I’ll make sure I dont ask phati :smiley:

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Hey, I’m just being honest :rolleyes:

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ok apart from the u think they are intelligent…

give me 3 other words to describe this “thing” ? :stuck_out_tongue:

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ok well irritating, funny, and clever.

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is this ur “IT” friend??? Stalking someone???:halo:

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^ :rotfl:

Pyaari, I must say u r a very clever girl :slight_smile:

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So who was it?

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my ex :rotfl:

he’s very stupid after all that till the end he didnt even realise who I was…and towards the end I gave big hints :rotfl:

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LOLLLLL!!! haha hilarious. omg u crack me up. lol

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phati…look what he said to you Americans :eek:

“Canada is almost as GAY as all americans are.”

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:mad: Kaun hai yeh jaahil?! :mad: What’s his yahoo :hoonh: i swear i wont tell him i know u.

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you can tell him its me…:rolleyes:

Im not scared of women…and thats wot he is …a woman :rolleyes:

he’s just a stupid south american origin…who is a wannabe Indian…but hasnt been to India all his life…

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Alright then, gimme his yahoo i’ll show him a piece of mind on how us americans handle things :mad:

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it’ll be like talking to a brick wall…:rolleyes:

forget it phatima…it started in the same way with me…I talked to the idiot…because him and his friend was picking on my friend …so I told her to let me talk to them…I did …and then the devil trapped me :rolleyes: I dont want the idiot to do anything like that to you…or even have an influence on ur thinking. he’s a worthless piece of crap…and this conversation was quiet old…I just saw it on yahoo message archive and thought Id show it to you :rotfl:

being ur friend, i dont want you to talk to filth like him. hes a 30 yo buddha now…and trust me he’s more likely to influence ur thinking rather than the other way round…its the age thing :rolleyes: