ok people…here is a conversation between me and some1 who I call “stupid”. I want you to read the conversation below and then tell me what kind of person do u think “stupid” is…I want to see who on GS is the best judge of character ![]()
Impulse: hi
Stupid: Salam
Impulse: u know who i am?
Stupid: Well, your address is not in my yahoo list
Impulse: neither is urs
Stupid: thus… u r about to explain who u r ?
Impulse: just saw ur name in the profiles
Stupid: which profles?
Impulse: yahoo
Impulse: wot a weird name
Stupid: so y u pick randon man to chat to?
Impulse: just bored
Impulse: i thot i was talking to an ape
Impulse: not a man
Stupid: APEMAN
Impulse: ok
Impulse: so tell me about urself
Stupid: y think i is crazy? that i will tell a strange perv who approaches random strangers on the net, anything about me?
Stupid: HA HA HA HA HA HA
Stupid: dream on pervert
Impulse: then y talk to me in the first place?
Stupid: u talked to ME
Impulse: ur on yahoo
Impulse: it means u must be talking to other strangers apart from me too
Impulse: so what is the big deal dude?
Stupid: so is a million othe people,.
Stupid: no - i talk to my friends
Stupid: yahoo = free phonecall
Impulse: ur a cheapskate?
Stupid: friends in REAL LIFE. u kmnow what REAL LIFE is?
Impulse: cant u afford the phone?
Impulse: i just use the phone
Stupid: this is 2005. phone is last century technology. Live in the present. Weirdo
Impulse: phone is still more popular than the net
Stupid: this is VOIP age
Impulse: I think only cheap people use the phone
Stupid: VPN
Impulse: I mean the neet
Impulse: net
Impulse: what is VPN?
Stupid: so u r a man?
Impulse: why u calling me a man?
Impulse: dont u know any manners?
Impulse: how to talk to girls ?
Impulse: did I say I was a man?
Impulse: so u r a woman ?
Stupid: well, no u didnt say it. but i was just wondering.
Impulse: so why are u an ape?
Stupid: for the 2nd time, i am an man, an APEMAN.
Impulse: havent u still evolved?
Stupid: no- i have not. I live in a cave somewhere in the canadian wooded mountains. you homosapians take freeky pics of me and call me Yeti
Impulse: u live in canada?
Impulse: i heard there is alot of gays there
Impulse: is that true?
Impulse: r u one?
Stupid: yes. Canada is almost as GAY as all americans are. infact all the Europeans who invaded our land and killed the natives are all GAYLORDS by choice,
Impulse: is that why u r quiet?
Impulse: what do u mean?
Stupid: i am not in canada right now though.
Impulse: i have some friends in toronto
Impulse: where r u now?
Stupid: hmmm, I am in cyberspace.
Stupid: How old are you?
Impulse: 100
Impulse: i’ll be 101 soon
Impulse: what about you?
Stupid: same as me
Stupid: same
Impulse: im 24 actually
Impulse: u?
Stupid: well people seem to think i am 23. but i am much older. they are all “” when they find out
Stupid: I am 100
Impulse: how old r u then?
Impulse: arent u supposed to be dead by now then ?
Stupid: so tell me, how do i see this yahoo list that you speak of?
Impulse: go to yahoo page
Stupid: uh huh
Impulse: then go to people search
Stupid: uh huh
Impulse: then I found u from there
Impulse: I typed in man in the search
Impulse: and many men came up
Stupid: but what did u search for ?
Impulse: man
Stupid: :S
Stupid: u must be really bored
Impulse: nah
Impulse: actually im waiting for some1
Stupid: where do you originate from ?
Impulse: im joking thats not how I found you
Stupid: how then ?
Impulse: cant tell u
Impulse: top secret
Impulse: anyway
Impulse: didnt ur mommy tell u not to talk to strangers?
Stupid: Well, the way i c it, you cntacted me. and I am happy to talk, but i dont do this contact stranger thing, thus be open and honest at least.
Impulse: I just came here to talk to my guy
Impulse: he’ll be here anytime now
Impulse: so in the mean time I was bored…so thot mite as well send u a msg
Stupid: send ME a message? but where did u get my address from if not there?
Impulse: I dont have to tell you anything
Impulse: I didnt “get it” from anywhere as such
Stupid: oh, well go then.
Stupid: it didnt get there by magic. where’d u get it?
Impulse: still dont know?
Stupid: hmmm, well, do you want me to know?
Impulse: not really
Impulse: i mean it makes absolutely no difference to me at all
Stupid: u answered not my salam. so u r someone of a peaceful disposition?
Impulse: rephrase that in english ?
Stupid: and from that last statement, your grasp on the english means of communication is slippery at best?
Impulse: 1 min
Impulse: let me just send a text
Stupid: k
Impulse: why do u speak like a robot?
Impulse: im just saying what do u mean by “peacelful disposition?”
Impulse: wots the defination of that ?
Stupid: i c u’re not gonna clarify your identification tonight. u prefer to remain bent souble in the shadows od anonymity
Impulse: i dont understand you :S
Impulse: sorry
Stupid: then so be it
Stupid: Bye
Stupid: i dont care. u can talk to the dogs and cats for all i care. i dont know who/what u r. u r words that popped onto my screen at random
Stupid: u can be a 10 year old playing around with its fathers laptop