JoX

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,

Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?

Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?

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Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?

Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi? par tumhara kya hoga..

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BOY : Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek Ek
Larki Marti Hai

GIRL : To Tum Koi Acha Sa Toothpaste
Use Kyun Nahi Kartey . . . :stuck_out_tongue:

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Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

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Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

Wah wah

gour farmaiye

muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

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lol..:D

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:omg:

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:))

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:omg:

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:rotfl: :omg: :rotfl:

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itna mat hasein waleed g pait mai dard ho jai ga :cb:

Re: JoX

**AS I HAVE SAID EARLIER,

JOKES WITH NATIONALITY AIMED AND VULGARITY ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS FORUM

IN CASE YOU HAVE MISSED SOMETHING, GO READ THE RULES!!!!

:ASA:**

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No CoMMEnts :omg:

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:hayaa: har joke mein u kisi na kisi ko dant hi rahi ho

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pktun hai na informer :omg:

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han bhae me GS k prime minister k sb post chk krta hoon aur korniiiiii ko inf krta hoon, hana, wah :hehe:

**Wakai kuch bemarian abhi na kabil ilaj hain **:omg:

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:rotfl:

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:smack: @ kornii n pktun

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:barbie: