JOURNAL OSCARS 2005-2006

**Journals kya haiN?

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*** Journal wo hai jo farig logo ka sahara banti hai

  • Journal wo hai jinkay koi dost nahi to journal dost hai
  • Journal wo hai kay kal ko aap mar jain to aap kay bachay par sakain

YES! THEY ARE FINALLY HERE!

NOMINATE THE BEST JOURNAL ENTRIES ON GS, OR JUST SHARE THE ONE’S YOU THINK ARE UP THERE.

(Most Nominated Journal will Get New Notebook)

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Awesome thread idea, Waqi :)

I'm not much of a Journal-reader, so I'll place my vote after I browse through some...

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USER- ASN
MOOD- LOVE
DATE- MARCH 16TH, 2005

DHOTI kay bohat say fayiday hain, jo kay main aaj aap ko patayoonga.

Faidon mai say ye batain ehem hain:

Dhoti ki zip nahi hoti

Dhoti seena bohat asaan hai, siraf aik chaadar ki zaroorat hoti hai

Dhoti banda do ya teen maheenay pehan sakta hai bager usko dhonay say..thats why dhoti is dhoti beshaq na dhoti (dhoti is dhoti even ifu dont wash)

Dhoti par aap koi bi sponsor add laga saktay hain.

Raat ko razai na milay to dhoti bator razai kay istimaal ho sakti hai.

Rastay mai banda ja raha ho or koi larki bager dupattay kay nazar aye to foran apni dhoti utaar kar ussay day di jaye.

Dhoti pehna bohat asaan hai, bas dono tangain neechay and dhoti upar.

Dhoti AIR CONDITIONIAR ka fayida deti hai, neechay zameen say thandi hawa hamesha upar tak jaati hai.

Banday ko chot lag jaye to dhoti phaar kar usko istimaal kiya ja sakta hai.

Beech par ja rahe hain or toliya nahi? No problem dhoti zindabaad.

DHOTI ka sab say bara faida ye hai kay its "one touch system", agar aap nay dhoti utaarni hai to all u have to do make 3 high jumps, 4th jump par aap upar hongay or dhoti neeechay zameen par

DHOTI ka aik or fayida ye bi kay agar banda picnic par ho to do darkhto kay darmiaan us ka jhoola bana sakta ha

Dhoti ka aik or faida, if u are out in cinema with ur gal, and watchin horror film...agar thora sa bi dar laggay to dhoti utaar kar apni ankho kay ird gird gol gol baand lain...tay pher thanda mahol tay mithay chol

phut jai gee to aap kae pass 2 ho jaien geee.. aik DHoo aur doosri pehn lo

-ASN

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thanks** :)

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Here is my latest Journal Entry.

I think i deserve the award.

[QUOTE]

kal raat mai baraf par chal raha tha kay achanak hawa say meri dhoti gir gayi

jab neechay pakarnay kay liye hoa to khud gir gya

phir dhoti bi geeli ho gayi aur mai bi

par mai dhoti ko agay say dono hatho say pakar kar baaqi rasta ghar chal kar aya

agli daffa elfi saath lay kar chaloonga

[/QUOTE]

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USER- EMM
MOOD- MAD
POSTED- NOV. 8, 2005

STOP READING MY JOURNAL U WAQQI!! :bailan:

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be careful, some journals are longer and bigger than britannica encyclopedia :cb:

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User LegallyBrown:
Mood: Uknown

Having 30 kids, its finalized.

Im metamorphing into a fish while going through the process.
Makes the job a bit easier.

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USER- PESHOW
MOOD- MAD
DATE POSTED- FEB. 1st, 2006

I'm so fed up wid people..wanna kill myself so i can get rid of everything ..my eyes r burning n i need to sleep ..forever !

Reason- Its so typical of peshow

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USER PCG
MOOD - MAD
DATE POSTED - FEB 2nd 2006

I have a problem i admit. I am a loser. I dont know why but it is so difficult to forget Madhanee. Our past, our memories, the nights @ NYC. I wish if i could turn back the time.

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USER- JamesBhaand
MOOD- MAD
POSTED- NOV. 7, 2005

Why is it that i see all girs on GS as my sisters. Kya mai itna shareef hoon? EMM jab say mili muje usmay aik BEHAN ka ROOP mil gya. Kaash mai EMM ki shaadi par a kar KuRsiaaN lagayooN. Peshow behan, Sadaf Behan, MusicManiac Behan, sab meri behnaiN haiN.

Remember Behno, i will be ur Brother for LIFE. Aaj say mai aap sab ko apnay sachay dil say behan manta hoon.

Ye sab waise meri BETIO ki umar ki haiN, behniN kya aaj say ye meri BETIAN haiN. Par mai unko ye baat kaise kahooN? so my dear journal give me the Courage to express my feelings so that i can tell them kay wo sab meri betio ki tarah haiN ab. Kaash mai unka jahez jamma karnay mai maddat kar sakta. I wish they give me their paypal one day so that i can poora karna aik farz of a baap.

Dear journal, i will now go to sleep.

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I think PCG will win :smokin:

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well accordin to the duck lewis rule i think JamesBhaand is pretty close aswell

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^^ :rotfl: **

yea, uncly bhand really does express himself** :smokin:

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User: Phatima1
Mood- NONE
POSTED- FEB 2nd

your MOM goes to college…[Napolean Dynamite]

The reason I liked it is not only for its uniqueness…but the serious comment made by SolarOceans on it:

Comment- Posted Feb. 3rd

***My MOM went to medical school a year before I started college.
It is very weird. . . she got to live in a dorm and everything
I was soooooo jealous
but i’m okay now. ***
:hula::hula::hula:

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User: Uncle_falker
Date Posted- DEC 22nd

Ok here it is… here I will post the real me, who I am and how I think. sighz I know what I am about to write will disturb few ppl, and they might label me as an ATHIEST. but if they think about it, they will know its not the case :hehe: but wth, I will write whatever I want to. :snooty:

so do we really have Free will if we do then what about the FATE? I mean as muslims we believe that Allah gave us the ability to choose between Good and evil; If this is true then WHAT is Looh-e-mahfooz is about? and what is destiny!

From the 1st day of creation we are in misry, Adam and Eve were given the “Free will” to live in Heaven and be Gratefull to Allah. The same time FATE was playing the other game, It was in thier’s and Iblees’s FATE to disobey Allah and then get punished, so WE could be tempted and TESTED in THIS world.

Some Times I feel like a sheep in in a huge herd, and although the sheppered has given me every thing or you may say the “Free Will” but still there is this Invisible ROPE on my neck which I am not aware of. I acn FEED,BREED, and do whatever I want to do, BUT still this will rope will not let me cross certain boundries.

Few months back I was in natural History museum and Isaw the ANT house, and it occured to me that I am not any different from the ants in the ant house! I mean there is everything which they need to survive and at the same time there are WEBS and Spiders, so the Free will is there to survive and at the same time for some ants FATE is to be fed to those spiders. For me those spiders are the same as the Iblees, and no matter what the spiders do, its thier destiny to be hunt by them. at that time I felt like climbing out that glass wall and to be free, but it wasn’t in my fate. inmy life twice I had this opportunity but I am so cursed (well for my Family its a bliss) that I couldn’t coz its not in my fate, well not yet. I wish in this play we also had that option for us to quit and have the pleasure of KNOWING the The mighty writer and Producer. This is what my Mind says, but my heart says that I might have some important role in this play, It may not be as significant but atleast there could be something there which will make the Producer happy. only if…

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ASN ki dhoti
:rotfl:

Re: JOURNAL OSCARS 2005-2006

oyeee jhoootay uncle bhaanday nay yeh kabb likha :bailan:

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^^ Nov 7, 2005 ko

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:omg:

:omg:

:rotfl: