jOU BHI THA .....funny tha

Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,

Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe

Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye

Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye

Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating

banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,

Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi

               Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi

     Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

                    Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog

Maine tujhe dekha,

handle badal badal kar

Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,

sandle badal badal kar

Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai

Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar

Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye

Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,

Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,

Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai…

Soldier Soldier…pressure cooker khol kar

Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon

Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi

Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya

Maine soncha mera dil aaya

Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Gam woh cheez hai

Gam woh cheez hai

Gam woh cheez hai

Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Irshaad…Irshaad…

kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…

kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…

chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Re: jOU BHI THA .....funny tha

Cheezy :p

Re: jOU BHI THA .....funny tha

Good one