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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Student: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time.” -
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in
the daytime when we don’t need it. -
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
Pupil: A teacher. -
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colures do you have? -
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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Pupil: Did you know that the most intelligent person on earth is going deaf?
Teacher: Really. Who is it?
Pupil: Pardon, I don’t understand. -
Friend: How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?
Friend2: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated. -
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue
would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love. -
Teacher: Now, you tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Pupil: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook. -
Patient: What are the chances of my recovery doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died. -
Teacher: “Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible.”
Student: “Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube
again.” -
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else.
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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