miyan biwi market ja rahe they. ek fakeer ne awaz lagayi “shehzadi allah ke naam pe kuch de do main andha hoon” yeh sun ker miyan foran bola begum de do tumhe shehzadi keh raha hai tou yaqeenan andha hoga.
ek dost doosre se: yeh bagla ek taang pe kyon khara hota hai?
dosra dost: kyon ke usay pata hota hai ke agar usne doosri taang uthai tou woh gir jaye ga
ek admi jungle se guzar raha the ke achanak shair agaya. shair bola main tumhara khoon pee jaon ga. admi bola mera khoon thanda hai peechay ek aur admi a raha hai uska khoon pee lena. shair bola nahi aaj mera dil cold drink peenay ko cha raha hai.
ek jaga bohat se loag jam they kyon wahan koi mar gaya tha. ek admi yeh dekhna chahta tha ke marne wala kon hai per usay jaga nahi mil rahi thi tou use ne zor zor se kehna shru ker diya "mujhe jaga do mujhe jaga do marne wala mera rishtedaar tha. logon ne jaga di tou usne dekha ke ek gadha mara hua tha.
ek dost doosre se: sirf is larki ke israar per tum ne cigarette peena chor di?
dosra dost: haan
pehla: tou phir is se shaadi kyon nahi ki?
doosra dost: yaar maine socha itni mushkil se tou zindagi sanwri hai dobara azaab banane ki kya zaroorat hai.
