In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling
with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose
soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and
told him to jump down the ship and take a round
swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he
was commanded and the general boasted of by saying “See the guts !”.
Now the Russian general called out
Now the Russian general called out for one of his men
and asked him to take two similar rounds.the soldier
did as he was told.when he came back from the water
the Russian said "See the guts ".
Now the Indian General called out for his most
courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds.
The soldier promptly replied, “Baap ka naukar samajh rakhha hai kya..”
At this the general proudly said “See the guts…”.
NASA was getting ready for a very important space shuttle launch. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked
everything to make sure that things were fine. However, on the day of the launch something seemed to be wrong. The rocket
made all sorts of noise but didn’'t take off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled and could not figure out the
problem. Finally, a Pakistani scientist offered to help. The NASA people were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything.
“Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right” said the Pakistani scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
“Bring it back to vertical position” the Pakistani said. The engineers did.
“Now start the engines” he said. And surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space!
Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew what to do.
He replied - “It is very simple. This is what we always do with our CD 70 motor bike in Pakistan”.