There was a Barber in some city in US. One day a Florist goes to him for a
haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies:
‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community
Service’.
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The > next morning when the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses
waiting at his door.
A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to > pay the Barber and the
barber replies:
‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money > > from you; I am doing a Community
Service’.
The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes
to open his shop, there is a > > Thank you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting
at his door.
An Indian Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
Barber and barber replies;
‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community
Service’.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his > shop, guess what he
finds there???
A Dozen Indian Software engineers waiting for > a free
Haircut
!!
aik bewi ney apney shohar ko khat likha
khat likhney key bad ussey yaad aaya keh wo full stop lagana bhul gayi hai
usney jaldi sey khat mein full stops kuch iss tarah sey lageyey
piyarey raja jee.
Aapney kayi dino sey pyar bhara khat nahi likha meri saheli Poja ko. Nokri
sey nikal diya hai hamari cows ney. Bichra diya hai uncle jee ney. cigerette peni
shro kar di hai mein ney. bohat khat daley magar tum nahi aayey kabutar key bachey.
billi kha gayi hai ghee. chutti sey aatey waqt ley aana aik khubsurat aurat. meri saheli
ban gayi hai surraya bhupali. TV par is waqt dance kar rahi hai hamari murghi. bech di hai
tumhari maan. tumhein yaad karti hai parosan. mughey tang karti hai hamari zamin. sarsoon
ug aayi hai chachi gee key sar par. phora ho gaya hai merey paon mein. chot lag gayi hai
tumhari chitti ko. Har waqt tarasti hoon wasim akhtar key leyey. sandes hai keh yeh bhe
saath mein aaeyey nahi. to mein naraz ho jayun gi bhaya sey. zarur milkar aana.
aapki patni
kalipna
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like
there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek
and begins talking.
Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough
neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.
The guy replies, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone
installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."
The bartender says, "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and hands his
hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a
conversation.
"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!"
"Yeah", says the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you
name it. By the way, where is the men's room?"
The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20
minutes go by, and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst, given the
neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy.
The guy is spread-eagle up against the wall.
His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.
"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"
The guy turns and says...........
No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax."
Dear Bo$$ A$
All of u$ ha$ read from new$paper, $ingapore economy ha$ come out of rece$$ion.
In thi$ life we need $something more de$perately. I think u $hould be under$tanding of the need of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weet and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure, u will gue$$ what we need and re$pond u$ $oon.
Your$ $incerely
Norman §ol.
Answer
Dear nORman,
I kNOw you have been working ver hard NOwadays NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well yet. NOw the newspapers are saying that world leading ecoNOmist are NOt sure if the united states may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential election, thing may changed bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what i mean.
Your truly,
Manager
There was a Chinese father who was very close to his son. They used to go
everywhere together including looking for “chicken”
(Chinese slang for prostitute).
One day, the son decided to go overseas for study. The father was very
supportive, and before his son left, the father told
him,
"We cannot look for chicken together for the next few years. However, if
you need to look for chicken, please go ahead and I
will pay for it.
But please state the expense as ‘Shooting Bird’ so that your mother will
not suspect."
So the son left, and after a month, the father received the bill from the
son…(shooting bird - $500).
Subsequently, and for the next few months, the bill for shooting bird is
more than $1000. Well, the father could not
tolerate this, so he wrote to his son.
“Son, you have been shooting too expensive bird, try some cheaper one”.
A month later, the father received another bill from his son.
On it he had written:
Shooting Bird - $50
Rifle Repair - $2,000