payario ta piyario here is some smile if you like it!!!A letter to Allah
A little kid wrote a letter to Allah that you have all the powers how you could not save the killings in some schools ???
I am not allowed in (US)schools , Allah replied
a man had a pet tottie*(female parrot)and she could only say (mein aa gayee) line one day his old friend came to visit while they were talkiing tottie said that line in her sweet voice mans friend said la hola sahib yeh kia cheez pal rakhee hai::humaray moulvi sahib ka paas do tottay hein aur woh itnein naik hein aik her waqat tasbeeh parhta rahta hai aur doosra sajda mein her waqat ibadat kartay hein and suggested the man to his tottie there yeh bhi kuch seekh sakay !!!man agrred when they took the tottie they saw both tottay were in described position.they left the tottie.two or three days tottie was little shy and sat in her corner pair of tottas did not pay any attentionto her next day tottie ruffled her self and said in her sweet voice(mein aa gayee)totta with tasbeeh all of sudden looked up and saw a beautiful tottie in front of him,he threw away his tasbeeh and then kick his friend totta,s back and said get up our prayers have been answerd ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Aik parha likha naujwan job ki talash mein zoo pohuncha to zoo ka manager bola job to hai pata nahi tum karo ya nahin >>> jobless jawan bola kitni buri job ho ghi kar lo>>>>
zoo manager bola monkey beemar ho gaya hai aur sab sa favorite spot ha zoo ka humaray paas monkey uniform hai tum siraf pijray mein baith jao kabhi kabhar uchal kood karna log khas kar bachay khush hotay hein >>>>
museebat mara jawan maan gaya wardi pahan kar pinjray mein ja baitha ..log atay jatay monkey sa shararat karein thori der baad hassenon ka tola aya to woh bhi monkey sa shararatein karnein lagein monkey un ko dekh kar khush ho kar uchalna koodna shuroo kar dia >>>.> mazeed log jamma hotay gayay aur acha khasa majma lag gaya monkey mian khush ho kar aik chalang jo laghayee to saath walay pinjray mein ja ghira woh lion ka pinjra tha ab monkey ko jo lion nazar aya to khauf aur dar sa cheekhna chillana insan ki awaz mein shuroo kar dia k bachao itnee der mein lion chal kar monkey k paas aya aur monkey ko kan sa jo pakra to monkey ka to woh haal k al-aman sher nein aik thapparr jo mara aur ghusay sa bola >>> bewqoof ka bachay chup kar kiun meri job bhi ganwao ghay >>>>>>
[This message has been edited by Babar Khawaja (edited October 03, 1999).]
[This message has been edited by Babar Khawaja (edited October 05, 1999).]