A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, ‘BARK!’ and the cat runs away.
‘See?’ says the mother mouse to her baby. 'Now do you see why its important to learn a foreign language??
I think that I’m a chicken Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?
Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
Husband & Dog? What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it
cause it was prettier than most.
The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”.
I said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”.
The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You don’t like German pens?”
I said, “No. I just never learned to write German.”
