jokes

tahreem_saeed · March 19, 2007, 1:28pm

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Rock_Express · March 19, 2007, 1:30pm

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:D

K337 · March 20, 2007, 12:32am

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http://www.paklinks.com/gs/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

being_lonely · March 20, 2007, 12:50am

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LolZ Ts jEE here i have got one

sardar ki begum drive kar rahi hoti hai k achanak break fail ho jaatay hain to sardaarni aur taiz car chalaati hai to sardar pochta hai "oo BEGUM Speed kion taiz kar diti break fail nay "
Begum “break fail ho gaye hain to jaldi se ghar pohanch jaayen kahin accident na ho jaye iss liye speed zyada kardi hai”

hiba_no.1 · March 20, 2007, 7:56am

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lol

Asma_Farhan · March 20, 2007, 6:40pm

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The first one is really nice.:D

moonmine · March 20, 2007, 7:12pm

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:D

shah1979 · March 20, 2007, 9:41pm

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:D

HallaGulla · March 22, 2007, 12:35pm

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Santa:Yeh automatically kya hota hai?
Banta:Agar ek ganji ladki autorickshaw main baithi ho to usko AUTO-MAIN-TAKLI kehte hain.