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Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!
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Patient: Doctor, I am suffering from forgetfulness.
Doctor: From when are you suffering from this disease?
Patient: Which disease are you talking about?
Dentist: “Stop making faces! I have not even touched your tooth yet”
Patient: “I know you haven’t, but you are standing on my foot.”
PATIENT:doctor i am feeling like a 10 RS note.
DOCTOR: go for shopping the change will do u good.
Man: Doctor, whenever I drink my coffee, I get a sharp pain in my eye. What should I do?
Doctor: Just remove the spoon from your cup.
DOCTOR: Is there some problem in your eyes?
PATIENT: Yes doctor, but how did you know my problem without asking me?
DOCTOR: Because instead of door you entered from window.
DOCTOR: What is your problem?
PATIENT: I am feeling like killing myself.
DOCTOR: Don’t worry, leave it to me.
Two ants were sitting on the tree after taking a lunch.An elephant runs below the tree because of which one ant fell down on that elephant.Then the other ant said “daba saale ko”
Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .
A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.
By mistake the ant son fell into hte coke bottle the ant father went and said something to aishwarya and aishwarya fainted and fell down
unconscious
Ant said “tere coke mein mere baccha hai”
Raat ho gi to chaad bhi duhai duhai dega.
Khawabon mein tumhe wo chehra dikhaee dega,
yeh mahobbat hai zara sochke karna..
ke anasu bhi gira to sunnai dega.
Once a ant and a elephant was eating in a restaurent in kerala… suddenly the ant dissappeared… the elephant went searching of the ant … finally he found the ant was in a temple without even seeing him… how did he know the ant was in the temple..?
Ans: The elephant saw the ants FUBU Shoe Outside the temple
