One great day in US, a couple from india were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one pandu in front of a hospital was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly “What are you doing ?” Pandu replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.
The couple as per schedule, took the Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the next day, they find the same pandu, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form.
So once again young couple curiously asked - “What are you doing here ?” Pandu once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but pandit ji yesterday you were in US filling the same form, how come you’re in Delhi?
Pandu coolely replied It is written here - “FILL IN CAPITALS”
Once in Banaras one funeral procession of a pandu was taking place with lot of celebrations. When an outsider asked one of the dancing pandu in the procession he answered him that this is the first time in our state Pandit ji is dead due to BRAIN TUMOR!!!