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Once A Bihari went to Amritsar to see the Golden Temple. Not knowing the way, he asked a Sikh, ‘is this the way to the Golden Temple?’

The Sikh replied, ‘Aho!’

He did not understand and so he asked another Sikh, ‘Is this the way to The Golden temple?’

The Sikh replied, ‘Han ji.’ This time he understood and asked the Sikh, 'Why he replied Han Ji and why the other replied ‘Aho.’

The sikh replied, ‘In Punjabi a literate person says ‘Han ji,’ While an illetrate person says Aho.’

The Bihari then asked ’ Oh! So You are a literate person.’

The Sikh replied ‘Aho!’

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hahah not bad

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...........:o

breaks out laughing

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Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

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hahah good one.

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What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

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thats not funny if its 1985 :o

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:)

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good one

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haha

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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

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Why can't Sardarji dial 911?
He can't find the Second 1 on the dial.