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Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.


Three Feelings:

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant

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