SCIENTISTS
3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and a pakistani.
They boast their country’s science achievements.
The Russian says:
We were the 1st ones in space.
The American says, we were the 1st to go to moon,
The Pakistani thinks hard and says: we will be 1st ones on the sun!
Both the american and russian start laughing, and say to the pakistani.
You stupid the sun is too hot, your spaceship will burn b4 it reaches the sun.
The Pakistan scientist remains cool and calm, and says:
You are stupid. We will go there at night!!!
NEEYAT
Ek mandir main Boori Neeyat wale Gayab ho jate thay,
Salmaan gaya Salmaan Gayab,
Hritik gaya Hritik Gayab,
Abhishek gaya Abhishek Gayab,
Bipasha gayeee Sub Gayab 
James Bond vs. INDIAN Hyderabad guy
James Bond Style : The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile & finally James Bond.
His style is absolutely killing but he doesn’t know the consequences when he meets our great south indian guy.
When Bond meets a Hyderabad guy
James Bond : “My name’s Bond…(smiles and then says)… James Bond.”
James Bond: “And you?”
Telugu Guy : "I am Sai…
Venkata Sai…
Siva Venkata Sai…
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
James Bond faints!!!
Those got me laughing. 