Jokes...

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

One day a father called his 6 children together and asked,
“Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything ?”

In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”

:D

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2 guppies replied and both r “KHAN”… :konfused:… waisy Khans iss maiN koi aise baat to nahi… jo aur logo k khilaaf ho??? :slight_smile:

^ mujhay kia pata bhai…main to waisay he khan hoon :halo:

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:slight_smile: bouhat ache baat… kya itifaaq hai… maiN bhe wiasay he khan hooN…

:D

Ohh that last one really rocks :k:

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*Originally posted by AsSweetAs: *
:) bouhat ache baat..... kya itifaaq hai... maiN bhe wiasay he khan hooN...
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Aiwain..Khali Khooli Khan! :p

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lol :k:

:)

Yeh Khan Khan kya laga rakha hai idher

itnay saray khan...chalo phir main bhe laga loon yahan niswar ki dukan